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femburton:

please watch this

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

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u-ok:

whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW

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mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

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I just want them to be happy


This is all i have. In the Flesh makes me sad and I don't wanna talk about it.